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Severed Head

Your cat finds a severed head lying on the ground. Its unblinking eye stares right through your cat. What should your cat do?

Safest choice

  • ExamineINT checkWorst: Gain a disorder from mental disorders (Fail INT roll · rare tier)
  • DestroySTR checkWorst: Take 6–10 damage; Injury (str) (Fail STR roll · rare tier)
  • EatCON checkWorst: Get parasite Cursed Hairball (Fail CON roll · common tier)

Examine

INT check
  1. Pass INT roll · common tier

    The head whispers something to your cat as your cat gets close, but your cat can't make out what it's saying.

    Nothing else happens.

  2. Pass INT roll · rare tier

    Your cat finds a small boil on the back of the head. Pushing the boil causes the head's eyeball to drop to the floor, blinking in seemingly random intervals.

  3. Fail INT roll · common tier

    A chill runs up your cat's spine as the head tells your cat a secret. Your cat will no doubt take this to the grave.

    • Next fight: fear
  4. Fail INT roll · rare tier

    The head screams, and its eye rolls back into its head! Your cat's brain flashes with memories that are not your cat's own.

    • Gain a disorder from mental disorders

Destroy

STR check
  1. Pass STR roll · common tier

    Your cat attempts to attack the fleshy head, but stops short when your cat hears it start to whimper. A single tear drops from its quivering eyeball.

    Nothing else happens.

  2. Pass STR roll · rare tier

    The head weeps as your cat tears it apart with all of your cat's might. A single tooth flies from its gaping maw… It looks valuable!

  3. Fail STR roll · common tier

    Your cat's paw snags on the large head's tooth, tearing your cat's flesh. The head seems to smile as your cat bleeds profusely.

    • Take 4–8 damage
    • Next fight: bleed (2)
  4. Fail STR roll · rare tier

    The head's mouth opens impossibly wide as your cat moves in to attack. It snaps down on your cat's arm, tearing muscle from the bone!

    • Take 6–10 damage
    • Injury (str)

Eat

CON check
  1. Pass CON roll · common tier

    Your cat bites into the head. It tastes bland and unsatisfying.

    Nothing else happens.

  2. Pass CON roll · rare tier

    Your cat bites through the skull of the strange head, tasting its salty brains… Your cat feels invigorated!

    • Permanent stats: +2 CON
  3. Fail CON roll · common tier

    As your cat gets close, the head shoots something from its eye socket that attaches to your cat's head. Your cat feels strange...

  4. Fail CON roll · rare tier

    Your cat stops short as a guttural gurgling begins to resonate from the bottom half of the head. Your cat's stomach churns, and your cat begins to vomit profusely.

    • Injury (con)

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