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A Mega Huge Poop

Your cat has found a mega huge poop! Your cat looks up in awe at the massive monument to defecation towering above your cat.

Safest choice

DestroySTR checkWorst: Gain disorder Stinky; Get parasite Fecal Hood; Get parasite Fecal Necklace (Fail STR roll · rare tier)
EatCON checkWorst: Injury (con); Gain disorder Incontinence (Fail CON roll · common tier)
ExamineINT checkWorst: Gain disorder Stinky; Get parasite Fecal Mask; Get parasite Fecal Necklace (Fail INT roll · rare tier)

Destroy

STR check

Pass STR roll · common tier
Your cat lays into the massive poop with your cat's paws, sending chunks flying everywhere! Whatever laid this beauty must have also eaten a whole lot of coins!
- Gain 25 coins
Pass STR roll · rare tier
Layers of brown poop crumble before your cat as your cat pulls back the side of the pile, revealing a massive pile of coins hidden inside!
- Gain 50 coins
Fail STR roll · common tier
Your cat's paws splatter excrement everywhere as your cat punches your cat's way through the massive poop. Your cat steps away, proud of your cat's work, but covered in feces!
- Gain disorder Stinky
- Get parasite Fecal Hood
Fail STR roll · rare tier
Your cat dives face first into the massive poop and gets covered in feces! The other cats run in terror from your cat's stench!

Eat

CON check

Pass CON roll · common tier
Your cat eats your cat's fill from the huge pile of poop, acquiring an insatiable appetite for the peculiar flavor!
- Gain disorder Scatological
- Get item Enchanting Poop
Pass CON roll · rare tier
The poop tastes delicious and your cat eats until your cat's belly is almost bursting!
- Gain disorder Scatological
- Get item Enchanting Poop
- Permanent stats: +2 CON
Fail CON roll · common tier
Your cat devours many rolls of the brown stool... Your cat's stomach rumbles and your cat collapses in pain!
- Injury (con)
- Gain disorder Incontinence
Fail CON roll · rare tier
Your cat consumes the poop but it tastes gross! Your cat feels a growing pressure from your cat's stomach as gasses from the feces begin to expand!
- Gain disorder Bad Gas

Examine

INT check

Pass INT roll · common tier
Your cat carefully digs through the huge pile and finds a section that has fossilized!
- Get a random item from poop items
- Get a random item from chapter_common
Pass INT roll · rare tier
Your cat meticulously searches through the gargantuan pile of stool and finds several trinkets!
- Get a random item from chapter_common
- Get a random item from chapter
- Get a random item from chapter_rare
Fail INT roll · common tier
Your cat pokes the huge pile of poop, looking for loot, and it collapses down on top of your cat!
- Gain disorder Stinky
- Get parasite Fecal Mask
Fail INT roll · rare tier
Your cat leaps into the huge pile of feces, looking for treasure! Moments later your cat crawls out, drenched in poop!

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