A scent is in the air. It's sweet, almost intoxicating, but something about it feels unnatural.
Your cat finds the source: a patch of strange flowers.
Safest choice
EatCON checkWorst: Gain a disorder: one of Psychosis, Pica, Vegan (Fail CON roll · rare tier)
DestroySTR checkWorst: Injury (spd) (Fail STR roll · rare tier)
LootDEX checkWorst: Gain disorder Narcolepsy (Fail DEX roll · rare tier)
Eat
CON check
Pass CON roll · common tier
Delicious. Your cat ravenously devours the flowers, rolling on the ground as a strange sensation washes over your cat.
Get item Catnip
Pass CON roll · rare tier
As your cat consumes the soft petals, your cat feels a rush of clarity in your cat's mind.
Permanent stats: +1 INT
Fail CON roll · common tier
Your cat blinks rapidly as your cat's senses are bombarded by the sharp flavor of the plant.
Your cat raises a paw in an odd, inquisitive manner, batting at the air in confusion.
Next fight: confusion (2)
Fail CON roll · rare tier
Your cat devours the pale flowers.
Suddenly, your cat's muscles clench as your cat's senses become sharpened. There is a crazed look in your cat's eyes!
Gain a disorder: one of Psychosis, Pica, Vegan
Destroy
STR check
Pass STR roll · common tier
As your cat shreds the plant, a delicious and intoxicating odor fills the air.
Your cat decides to keep the fragrant mulch for later.
When the delicate petals are bruised and cut, a powerful fragrance fills your cat's lungs.
Your cat blinks, then stumbles back as a wave of drowsiness overtakes your cat...
Next fight: ability on battle start immediate
Fail STR roll · rare tier
As your cat lashes out at the plant, it strikes back!
A thorny stem wraps around your cat's outstretched arm and your cat jumps back, howling in pain.
Injury (spd)
Next fight: bleed
Loot
DEX check
Pass DEX roll · common tier
Your cat digs around underneath the soft leaves of the plant, and finds a collection of powerful looking seeds!
As your cat carefully looks beneath the flowers, they let out a soft pollen.
Your cat sneezes! Your cat then suddenly decides that now would be an ideal time for a nap...
Next fight: sleep (2)
Fail DEX roll · rare tier
Your cat's eyes grow heavy. Since nothing is going on, your cat decides now is a good time to sleep. Your cat's suddenly so tired...
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.