Your cat gazes up in awe at the brilliant light of the orb.
It radiates warm heat like the surface of a tiny sun and is slowly consuming everything around it.
Safest choice
Lick OrbNo rollWorst: Gain disorder Cancer (Common tier)
Place AntennaNo rollWorst: Lose TransmitterAntenna (Depends on your run)
IgnoreNo rollNever rolls, nothing bad
Lick Orb
No roll
Common tier
Your cat approaches the orb and licks it...
Hot energy from the orb pulses through your cat's body, mutating it.
Mutate 2 random parts
Common tier
Your cat approaches the orb and licks it...
Hot energy from the orb pulses through your cat's body, mutating it.
Mutate 3 random parts
Rare tier
As your cat licks the orb, your cat's mind is overwhelmed with knowledge about all things.
Your cat's body shifts as your cat grows a human head and enters an evolved state of being!
Gain one of these mutations: body 758, head 759, tail 760
Common tier
Your cat approaches the orb and licks it...
Hot radiation blasts your cat, ravaging every cell in your cat's body.
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.