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Vending Machine

Your cat finds a large vending machine. Looking through the glass window your cat sees rows and rows of goodies inside!

Safest choice

  • Put in coinsCosts 10 coinsWorst: Gain disorder Head Trauma (Luck-weighted)
  • Shake machineSTR checkWorst: Gain disorder Head Trauma (Fail STR roll · rare tier)
  • IgnoreNo rollNever rolls, nothing bad

Put in coins

Costs 10 coins
  1. Luck-weighted

    Your cat pushes your cat's coins into the machine... It begins shaking violently then falls over on top of your cat!

  2. Luck-weighted

    Your cat hears a thunk after each time your cat slides a coin into the machine... Nothing happens. What a scam! The vending machine must be broken.

    Nothing else happens.

  3. Luck-weighted

    Your cat pushes coins into the slot... Moments later your cat hears a loud banging sound then some items pop out!

    • Get a random item from chapter common
    • Get a random item from consumables
  4. Luck-weighted

    Your cat pays 10 coins and a bunch of items tumble down out of the vending machine!

    • Get a random item from chapter common
    • Get a random item from consumables
    • Get a random item from chapter common
    • Get a random item from consumables

Shake machine

STR check
  1. Pass STR roll · common tier

    Your cat shakes the vending machine and several of the items inside drop out!

    • Get a random item from chapter common
    • Get a random item from consumables
  2. Pass STR roll · rare tier

    Your cat deftly tips the vending machine and shakes it causing items to drop out!

    • Get a random item from chapter common
    • Get a random item from consumables
    • Get a random item from tech items
    • Get a random item from tech items
  3. Fail STR roll · common tier

    Your cat shakes the vending machine valiantly but the items inside are held fast.

    Nothing else happens.

  4. Fail STR roll · rare tier

    Your cat pushes and pulls at the machine, trying to dislodge some of the contents... Your cat slips and the whole machine tips over on top of your cat!

Ignore

No roll
  1. 100%

    Your cat ignores the vending machine and moves on.

    Nothing else happens.

Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.