Your cat finds an old can. It looks like it was buried long ago.
[i]"I wonder what could be inside?"[/i]
Safest choice
SmashSTR checkWorst: Get parasite Paw Shards (Fail STR roll · rare tier)
ExamineINT checkWorst: Take 5 damage (Fail INT roll · common tier)
IgnoreNo rollNever rolls, nothing bad
Smash
STR check
Pass STR roll · common tier · depends on your run
Your cat breaks the lid off and an assortment of items tumble out.
Looks like it was a time capsule left by someone long ago.
Get a random item from any chapter
Pass STR roll · common tier · depends on your run
Your cat breaks the lid off and an assortment of items tumble out.
Looks like it was a time capsule left by someone long ago.
Get a random item from LeafyMask or LeafyHat or LeafyNecklace or DinoHat or DinoMask or DinoNecklace or BigRockHat or BigRockMask or BigRockNecklace or PhoenixHat or PhoenixMask or PhoenixNecklace or FrozenHat or FrozenMask or FrozenNecklace or SaberToothedHat or SaberToothedPelt or CavemanBeard or CavemanWig or CavemanEyebrows or CavemanNecklace
Pass STR roll · rare tier · depends on your run
Your cat deftly cracks open the can. Your cat pulls out an old tattered note which crumbles to dust in your cat's paws.
Your cat reaches further into the time capsule...
Get a random item from chapter rare
Pass STR roll · rare tier · depends on your run
Your cat deftly cracks open the can. Your cat pulls out an old tattered note which crumbles to dust in your cat's paws.
Your cat reaches further into the time capsule...
Your cat deftly cracks open the can. Your cat pulls out an old tattered note which crumbles to dust in your cat's paws.
Your cat reaches further into the time capsule...
Your cat deftly cracks open the can. Your cat pulls out an old tattered note which crumbles to dust in your cat's paws.
Your cat reaches further into the time capsule...
Your cat deftly cracks open the can. Your cat pulls out an old tattered note which crumbles to dust in your cat's paws.
Your cat reaches further into the time capsule...
Your cat deftly cracks open the can. Your cat pulls out an old tattered note which crumbles to dust in your cat's paws.
Your cat reaches further into the time capsule...
Your cat deftly cracks open the can. Your cat pulls out an old tattered note which crumbles to dust in your cat's paws.
Your cat reaches further into the time capsule...
Your cat deftly cracks open the can. Your cat pulls out an old tattered note which crumbles to dust in your cat's paws.
Your cat reaches further into the time capsule...
It appears to be an old time capsule!
Your cat carefully opens the container and something tumbles out...
Get a random item from any chapter
Pass INT roll · common tier · depends on your run
It appears to be an old time capsule!
Your cat carefully opens the container and something tumbles out...
Get a random item from LeafyMask or LeafyHat or LeafyNecklace or DinoHat or DinoMask or DinoNecklace or BigRockHat or BigRockMask or BigRockNecklace or PhoenixHat or PhoenixMask or PhoenixNecklace or FrozenHat or FrozenMask or FrozenNecklace or SaberToothedHat or SaberToothedPelt or CavemanBeard or CavemanWig or CavemanEyebrows or CavemanNecklace
Pass INT roll · rare tier · depends on your run
Your cat shakes the old capsule and hears something tumbling about inside.
Your cat excitedly opens the lid...
Get a random item from chapter rare
Pass INT roll · rare tier · depends on your run
Your cat shakes the old capsule and hears something tumbling about inside.
Your cat excitedly opens the lid...
Your cat studies the old canister. It seems harmless?
Your cat goes to open it, but it bursts open before your cat gets the chance! It was booby trapped!
Take 5 damage
Fail INT roll · rare tier · depends on your run
Your cat opens the lid and peeks inside the canister and sees a bunch of wires and...
IT'S A BO-M-B! Too late! It explodes!
Whole party takes 5–10 damage
Fail INT roll · rare tier · depends on your run
Your cat opens the lid and peeks inside the canister and sees a bunch of wires and...
IT'S A BO-M-B! Too late! It explodes!
Whole party takes 10–15 damage
Ignore
No roll
100%
Your cat bats the can around for a bit then gets bored and moves on.
Nothing else happens.
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.