Your cat finds a strange egg. It is larger than any normal egg your cat has seen before.
It appears to be quivering slightly, although that might be an illusion.
Safest choice
SmashSTR checkWorst: Gain disorder Depression (Fail STR roll · common tier)
LootDEX checkWorst: Next fight spawns 1 × MegaFetus (Fail DEX roll · rare tier)
IgnoreNo rollNever rolls, nothing bad
Smash
STR check
Pass STR roll · common tier
Your cat cracks the egg open and a delicious liquid flows out. Your cat eagerly laps it up.
Fully heal
Pass STR roll · rare tier
Your cat smashes open the egg with a resounding 'crack!' A pale, invigorating liquid pools on the floor.
Whole party, permanent stats: +1 CON
Fail STR roll · common tier
As your cat cracks the egg open, your cat is horrified as a small creature tumbles out.
It makes a small squawk before keeling over. What has your cat done?!
Your cat attempts to pick it up, but it bursts open!
The horrifying monster that was within bruises your cat before your cat is able to push it away!
Next fight: bruise
Fail DEX roll · rare tier
Your cat goes to grab the egg, but it bursts open!
Large eyes and rolls of flesh ooze out!
Next fight spawns 1 × MegaFetus
Ignore
No roll
100%
Your cat leaves the strange egg alone.
Nothing else happens.
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.