Your cat finds an old television set.
Although it has seen better days, the ancient device might still be functional.
A faint humming sound emanates from within...
Safest choice
SmashSTR checkWorst: Gain disorder Charred (Fail STR roll · rare tier)
Turn on TVLCK checkWorst: Next fight spawns 1 × Spookie (Fail LCK roll · common tier)
IgnoreNo rollNever rolls, nothing bad
Smash
STR check
Pass STR roll · common tier
Your cat punches the screen, smashing the fragile glass.
Your cat winces as the glass scratches your cat, but manages to pull out a sharp chunk of the display.
Your cat watches transfixed as the old screen comes alive with hilarious animated cartoons!
Your cat feels happy happy and full of joy!
Permanent stats: +1 CHA
Pass LCK roll · rare tier
Wow! A thrilling action movie plays on the screen, gripping your cat's attention.
Your cat learns clever strategies for handling future encounters.
Level up
Fail LCK roll · common tier
Ominous music begins playing and a spooky ghost jumps out at your cat from within the screen!
Next fight spawns 1 × Spookie
Fail LCK roll · rare tier
Your cat flips on the television and leans close to see what's on the flickering display...
A hideous monster bursts through the screen and grabs your cat, ripping out your cat's soul!
Annoyed by the constant buzzing of the television, your cat leaves it alone.
Nothing else happens.
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.