While walking through the junkyard, your cat spots a rusty old car. Your cat feels a strong urge to look in the trunk, still locked after all these years.
Safest choice
OpenLCK checkWorst: Gain a disorder from mental disorders (Fail LCK roll · common tier)
Walk awaySPD checkWorst: Gain a disorder from mental disorders (Fail SPD roll · rare tier)
Open
LCK check
Pass LCK roll · common tier
The lock worn with rust and weather, your cat manages to pop the trunk open. Your cat looks inside for anything worth taking...
Get a random item from junkyard items
Pass LCK roll · rare tier
Your cat pries the lock open and looks inside the old trunk. Treasure! What fool leaves all this behind when they junked their car?
Gain 10–20 coins
Get a random item from junkyard items
Get a random item from junkyard items
Fail LCK roll · common tier
An odd smell is emanating from the car... Your cat works the trunk lid loose and pops it open.
Your cat stares down at the decomposing corpse within. Its mouth is open in a final cry for help, left forever unanswered. So tragic!
Gain a disorder from mental disorders
Fail LCK roll · rare tier
Feeling like this might be your cat's lucky day, your cat breaks into the trunk.
When the lid opens, a horrifying scream rings out as the ghost of some poor soul stuck inside is released! Your cat shudders as it passes through your cat...
Next fight: madness
Walk away
SPD check
Pass SPD roll · common tier
Your cat shrugs. Probably just old car junk in there. What good could that be? Your cat uses paws, not wheels, after all.
Nothing else happens.
Pass SPD roll · rare tier
Your cat walks away from the old junker. It probably went fast in its day!
Your cat imagines sticking your cat's head out the window and feeling the wind on your cat's face as the car speeds along...
Permanent stats: +1 SPD
Fail SPD roll · common tier
Your cat shrugs. Probably just old car junk in there. What good could that be? Your cat uses paws, not wheels, after all.
Nothing else happens.
Fail SPD roll · rare tier
Your cat walks a little closer, sniffing the air to identify an odd scent coming from the car. It doesn't smell good!
Better not investigate. Your cat turns to leave, but the trunk pops open with a bang, revealing a frightening skeleton inside!
Gain a disorder from mental disorders
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.