Your cat finds a grotesque mound of guts heaped into a large pile...
What a strange sight!
Safest choice
EatCON checkWorst: Gain a disorder from all disorders (Fail CON roll · common tier)
LootDEX checkWorst: Next fight spawns 3 × Fly (Fail DEX roll · common tier)
ExamineINT checkWorst: Whole party takes 5 damage (Fail INT roll · common tier)
Eat
CON check
Pass CON roll · common tier
The whole party joins in on the feast! The guts taste tangy, but they go down easily.
Sometime later the cats feel a bit ill…
The cats are poisoned!
Party heals 100%
Gain 5–15 food
Next fight, enemies: poison
Pass CON roll · rare tier
Your cat wolfs down a particularly delicious and fatty liver!
Gain 2–5 food
Permanent stats: +1 CON
Fail CON roll · common tier
Your cat gobbles up the guts, but your cat can't get the taste of rotting, undigested food out of your cat's mouth...
Gain a disorder from all disorders
Fail CON roll · rare tier
As your cat slurps down the slimy guts, your cat feels something wriggling in your cat's throat...
Get a random parasite from parasites
Loot
DEX check
Pass DEX roll · common tier
As your cat pulls apart the large intestine, money spills out onto the ground!
Gain 1–15 coins
Gain 1–15 food
Pass DEX roll · rare tier
Your cat riffles through the sticky guts. Your cat thinks they look stylish!
Get a random item from guts items
Fail DEX roll · common tier
When your cat disturbs the pile, a swarm of flies rises up to protect their dinner!
The flies chase the party into the next battle.
Next fight spawns 3 × Fly
Fail DEX roll · rare tier
A strange bug leaps from the pile and burrows its way deep into your cat's belly button!
Get a random parasite from parasites
Examine
INT check
Pass INT roll · common tier
Your cat looks around in the pile of guts and finds some edible scraps.
Get a random item from food
Gain 1–5 food
Pass INT roll · rare tier
Your cat notices that a stomach in the pile looks particularly bloated and tears it open...
It's full of undigested food!
Gain 1–5 food
Get a random item from food
Get a random item from food
Get a random item from food
Get a random item from food
Fail INT roll · common tier
Your cat and the cats eat some of the organs, but they are rotten and taste disgusting!
Whole party takes 5 damage
Fail INT roll · rare tier
Your cat discovers something amazing hidden among the guts...
A small doodie! Your cat hides your cat's findings from the party. Such a precious turd will no doubt cause jealousy!
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.