Looks!No rollWorst: Gain disorder GIGACHAD (Rare tier)
Power!No rollNo bad outcomes
Wealth!
No roll
Common tier
[i]"Ahh yes. Wealth! Someone as shabby as yourself could certainly use it!"[/i]
A huge pile of coins appears before your cat!
Gain 30–60 coins
Rare tier
[i]"Treasure! My favourite! You could certainly use a change of clothes!"[/i]
The genie waves its arm and a pile of items appears before your cat!
Get a random item from chapter_rare
Get a random item from chapter_rare
Get a random item from chapter_rare
Get a random item from chapter_rare
Looks!
No roll
Common tier
[i]"Why yes... a makeover! I was going to suggest that but I didn't want to be rude!"[/i]
The Genie snorts in laughter and your cat feels something change...
Permanent stats: +4 CHA
Rare tier
[i]"Mmmmm... I know just the look for you!"[/i]
The Genie waves its incorporeal arms and then bursts out laughing!
Your cat doesn't know what's so funny.
[i]"How bland! You know there are gyms for that, right?"[/i]
Your cat feels a lot stronger. Your cat considers smashing the lamp.
Permanent stats: +4 STR
Rare tier
[i]"Power! MORE POWER!
Okay fine. You types are never creative!"[/i]
The Genie waves its arms at your cat.
Permanent stats: +4 STR
Level up
Level up
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.