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Ball of Cancer

A grotesque, writhing, cancerous mass of flesh lies in a heap before your cat. Perhaps once this thing was a creature but it has now lost any recognizable form.

Safest choice

EatCON checkWorst: Take 1 damage (Fail CON roll · common tier)
KissCHA checkNo bad outcomes
DestroySTR checkWorst: Gain disorder Cancer (Fail STR roll · rare tier)

Eat

CON check

Pass CON roll · common tier
Your cat tries to eat from the large mass of flesh. It doesn't taste great but satisfies your cat a tad.
- Heal 1
Pass CON roll · rare tier
Your cat bites into the cancerous mass, unsure what to expect. It tastes... odd. As your cat continues to eat from it, your cat feels your cat's body rapidly begin to mutate!
- Mutate 3 random parts
Fail CON roll · common tier
Your cat takes a large bite from the strange creature. It tastes pretty gross.
- Take 1 damage
Fail CON roll · rare tier
Your cat eats part of the disgusting creature. It tastes vile and wriggles on the way down!
- Gain disorder Cancer

Kiss

CHA check

Pass CHA roll · common tier
Your cat leans in and kisses the strange creature... Hard to tell, but it seems to have liked the affection.
- Mutate 1 random part
Pass CHA roll · rare tier
Your cat plants a large kiss on the strange creature. It smiles in a gross but reassuring way and begins to follow your cat around!
- Mutate 2 random parts
- Gain familiar Cancer Cat
Pass CHA roll · rare tier
Your cat plants a large kiss on the strange creature. It smiles in a gross but reassuring way and begins to follow your cat around!
- Mutate 2 random parts
- Gain familiar Floast
Fail CHA roll · common tier
As your cat brings your cat's face close to the mass it attacks your cat, ripping off your cat's mouth!
- Gain mutations: mouth -2
Fail CHA roll · rare tier
Your cat howls in distress as the horrific creature latches on to your cat's face! The cats look on in horror as your cat turns to them, your cat's body shaking in fear... Your cat's mouth and eyes are gone!
- Gain mutations: mouth -2, eyes -2

Destroy

STR check

Pass STR roll · common tier
Your cat crushes the frail mass, sending moist hunks of meat flying in all directions...
- Get a random item from meat items
Pass STR roll · rare tier
As your cat tears the mass of cancer apart, your cat feels a fantastic surge of energy rush through your cat!
- Next fight: all stats up
Fail STR roll · common tier
Your cat strikes the mass with your cat's paw, but it gets stuck. Your cat screams in pain as your cat's arm is pulled further and further into the writhing mass until it is pulled completely off!
- Gain one of these mutations: arm1 -2, arm2 -2
Fail STR roll · rare tier
Your cat strikes at the ball of cancer. It seems to have little effect except to make it mad! The strange mass shifts and attacks your cat back!
- Gain disorder Cancer

Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.